I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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