She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
