I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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