Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
