Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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