my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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