im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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