One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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