OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
