So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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