You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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