i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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