Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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