he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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