what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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