RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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