She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
