First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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