Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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