He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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