Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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