He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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