random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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