is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
we're making bets on your personal life
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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