accomplished twins. life is a go
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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