He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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