belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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