its not stalking. its research.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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