I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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