Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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