We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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