I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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