My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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