you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Randomize
