Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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