Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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