Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
