Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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