She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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