Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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