Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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