You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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