Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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