I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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