covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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