I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
