It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Randomize
