I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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