Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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