Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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