Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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