I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
