Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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