her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I'm having to shit out rocks
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