Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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