Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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